[The voice that comes through the PCD SOUNDS like Evangeline, but...older. Much older. And sexier!]

Fhn, fhn...all this sex talk makes me wonder. A lot of people seem to be not quite in the clear about it.

Maybe I could give a live demonstration~?

[ooc: I may use younger!Evangeline icons, but it's still older!Eva talking.]

[The feed clicks on with a bang. Literally.

It seems there's a fight going on between two children. It's hard to make out who the blurs are, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be Negi and Evangeline. Evangeline's on the offensive, firing ice spell after ice spell at the boy. However, Negi's speed is amazing, and he seems to be able to avoid most of the attacks by hurling his body away.

Negi grunts, and finally launches an onslaught of beam-like attacks at his opponent. Smoke's everywhere, and you can't tell whether or not Evangeline's been struck, until the dust clears and she can be seen warring against the boy with an entirely magical sword stemming from her hand.

It's at this point Asuna seems to drop in out of nowhere, swinging her sword at the vampire's back, but she avoids the attack that, in turn, almost strikes Negi. Asuna completely forgoes the sword and instead slams her foot into Evangeline's face. Hissing loudly, Evangeline returns by forming a large ball of snow seemingly out of nothing and dropping it on the two, ending the fight right there and then.

Asuna pokes her head out of the snow.]

What was that for, Eva-chan?! That's not fair!

Remember, in battle you have to be prepared to face the unexpected, Kagurazaka Asuna. Who knows what that Ico will have up his sleeve?

He won't have ice attacks!!

Cheh. Boya, are you alive in there?

[Negi pops his head out of the snow.]

Y-yes, Master.

Excellent. But, Boya, I have one question.

Eh?

Why didn't you use the Magia Erebia?

Ehhh?! B-but Master--

Let's clear all this snow off and go for a second round. Boya, this time, kick it up a notch, will you?

Yes Master.


[The feed ends when Negi launches another magic attack.]

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!

[puts you in a gothloli outfit]

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